Sunday, April 4, 2010

Ooooer......more pics than I thought......


.....so, in the interest of time and space, I'm just gonna throw, like, ten pics per go on here once a week for the next few weeks.....

Where to begin.....where to begin.......??

Aw hell....we'll start wiff the weeding....why the hell not?
























It was difficult to believe that, for some reason, this cake was a fake....shit - I thought that we were gonna have real cake.....guess not.....


































































I had just gotten to the point where it was getting incredibly irritating where the fotograffer would take, like, a hundred pictures per Goddamm MINUTE. OK...nice....good....SO WHAT if Asian people love taking pictures and they love having their picture taken?? I FUCKING DON'T! Like, I fucking don't AT ALL!!

So, I randomly just started taking pictures of the fotograffer......





















Tam with two of the teachers from the E.T. Center of English....




















After Wedding gathering with close friends and family......






















This guy at the end is great! I can't remember his real name for the life of me (Tam has, like, 50,000 relatives and she's fairly close with all of them), but one day, a few weeks before the wedding, at Tam's parent's house, this guy was arguing with a slightly older gent who was one of Tam's uncles. Appearently, Tam's Uncle had been nipping too heavily in the vodka (welll....OK....they both were....weeellll, OK - WE ALL WERE!) and was going off about The Regime ("I refuse to translate what he say for you, Honey - He speak ill of the regime" said Tam to me....always the ever-loyal commie that she is) and he was going off about how there needs to be more open Capitalism and the government's all fucked up and such.....so I named him "Uncle Conservative"! The guy in the pic above was basically telling Uncle Conservative that he's fulla shit. Oh, and this guy's wife supports him as he doesn't work and is happy with the government in Viet nam currently.....so I called him "Cousin Liberal", and try every day to be more and more like him. It's difficult, though - Tam refuses to support my ass, sooo.......



























I had asked 'em if they'd be kind enuff to pop these back in the fryer forra bit......they guy responded - "Fryer?? What fryer.....??"

Dunno.....maybe they boiled 'em....















































































Tam......



More next week.....

-E-

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Wonderful pictures !
Happy Easter !
Love,
Judy & Mike

HRD said...

Cool pictures! You should show them to the Vietnamese government to convince them that YES YOU ARE MARRIED!

E said...

Thanx Mike and Judy! I really appreciate that! :-)

Yeah, HRD....but it hasta PHYSICALLY BE ON PAPER - a ceremony don't cut it.....and ta GET the paper for a Viet to marry an AMERICAN, the bribes required are veeeerrrrrry steep. Hence, WHY were gonna be doing the paperwork in The States in about a year from now!

They ignorantly have this idiotic perception that EACH AND EVERY AND ALL Americans are stinking rich.....

....shit - IF I WERE rich, do ya REALLY THINK I'd be here?? ;-)

-E-

Tam said...

hon,u always make me laugh with the things in ur mind written down. Yes, u r poor but so cute n still wasteful

Anonymous said...

so you are not even married to her. nice way to be able to keep fucking the child and stay in vietnam while running from the US. does she know what a liar you are?

Anonymous said...

I don't like Sarah Palin or the Los Angeles Lakers, so I don't leave inflammatory things on their web pages. Instead, I'll leave something supportive on the web pages of, say, Barrack Obama or the Portland Trailblazers.

Ernie - WHO is this woman? She sounds pretty disturbed and emits a lot of negativity. (I admit I'm being sexist, but I can't imagine any guy typing something like that).