Jesus......THAT was close......


........I was, like, "NOT again!" as the wankshaft crammed the trunk with laptop, digital camera, etc. and cargo webbed that goddamm small backpack to my passenger seat this past Friday!


Oh Christ.....where were we going NOW?

Well, I lucked out. He just rode me 18 miles to the Portland Airport, and just fucking LEFT ME HERE! Not that I mind.......better than another 340 mile South Coast run!

Wonder if he'll forget about me, like he did in Tillamook, and just leave me here?

Well.....at least the parking is free here, so.....

-CN250-

Home in one piece......







....Jesus! WHY.....WHY do I allow him to do these things to me????







Anyways, made it back, zero issues (which scares the hell out of me......think about it: What is this Wankshaft going to do NEXT???), few nice pictures.........yeah, maybe I can get into this whole Coastal Lifestyle thing after all......













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-CN250-

No sooner than I speak..........

...........the Wankshaft is at it AGAIN!!!

THIS time, he decides it's a brillant idea to ride me 175 miles each way to the Southern Oregon Coast for a job interview.

....a fucking JOB INTERVIEW!!

And he brings HIS LAPTOP and his digital camera........

.......Christ! I'll post pics when (and, if) I get home to The Hills of Cedar.

IF I get home in one piece, I'm very troubled to see what he's got lined up next for me.....I mean, he seemed ecstatic at 65 MPG with $3.45 per gallon petrol. I know, here in Oregon, that the shit's the 4th-highest petrol prices in the US, but Jesus....get a grip.....

-CN250-

P.S. - On the brite side....I did make it here in 3 hrs - 5 minutes.......